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Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
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beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"
Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.
beaches and shores by lybrel June 25, 2010

Shreshtha 

An amazing person who's absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Smart, funny, sweet and sexy are just some of her many qualities. She can be slightly overprotective and jealous, but that just shows that she cares. Always puts others ahead of herself, she may see it as flaw but it's one of the best things about her. A friend for life and has the ability to put a smile on your face when your down. Ultimate soulmate material; an ideal woman.
I think i just found my shreshtha

Damn, i really need to find myself a shreshtha
A man rocket with wheels, dangles, and snipes. With his tinted visor and luscious hair, he definitely fucks.
"Fuck my entire fucking life, you titfuckers light a match the whole fucking barns going up"
"Fuck you Shoresy."
Shoresy by Jetspeedtwig December 13, 2019

Montana shoeshine 

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.
"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
Shoeshine music by 3eyed March 14, 2009