Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the
production line (pant leg),
collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.
“My “Shoe Stew” has been so
well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries,
Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll
contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”