Shmagnum

A mix between Shawn Sanbrooke (from Theme Park Worldwide) and a Magnum ice cream.

Friend 1: "what do you want to eat?"
Friend 2: "how about a Shmagnum?"
Friend 1: "sounds good!"

by Sexygal123 May 21, 2020

shmagnum

Yeast that accumulates underneath the foreskin of a man's uncircumcised penis when he isn't very hygenic.

Yo man, do you know Craig? His shmagnum smells fucking dirt.

by unibrowski December 30, 2016

schmagnum

The thin, gummy film that forms on geletin (Jello) after sitting in the refrigerator for several days.

They knew the geletin was old because of the schmagnum.

by zantern July 2, 2005

schmagnum

A tough, thin film that forms on the surface of geletin (Jello) when left sitting in the refrigerator for too long.

He could tell the geleting was old because of the schmagnum.

by zantern July 18, 2008

Shagnum

a original Jamaican recipe of tonic wine specialised to give you that raunchy feeling needed for the ultimate shag of your life.

Tyrell :"oi bro im linking big back Bianca later imma have to roll tru bossmans to get a crate of shagnums in innit."
Jon: "yhyh you know how it is aha, SHAGNUM SIPPA."

by Han2wordy May 28, 2021

Schmagnum

The byproduct of Chocolate Rain in ones lie-f congealed so much so to cause Chocolate Pain ;^.(.. ( I know as Redskin ones told me all redwood pains when i was a child)

I am as Richard Enrique Crimes am besmirched and the nicest guy begrudged by the bigots when I must just out of dogma am 4ced to wipe the Schmagnum off my face when my name tag reads Rich En. Crimes (Jordan Burgess Joslin)

by Grimm Waugh February 10, 2023

Shmeegull shmarnumb

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019