Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.
"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009