Shity Deal

The discovery of fecal matter on the penis during or following anal sex. Commonly used in but not exclusive to gay slang.

1. That dude is one nasty faggot. I fucked him in the ass and he gave me a shity deal. I'm not hittin' that again.

2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.

Shity Deal by BxMuscle October 4, 2010

Shitty deal 

Assuming a "long" position will "succeed" despite a brokers "short" position in the "same instrument" sold to them. SHITTY TRANSACTION

What a SHITTY DEAL for TAXPAYERS.

Shitty deal by INSIDESPIN April 27, 2010

shitty deal 

Something Goldman Sachs sells to unsuspecting people, destroying the world economy.

Goldman Exec: Boy, that Timberwolf is one shitty deal.

Other Exec: Should we sell it anyway, even if in causes and economic meltdown?

First exec: Who cares? We'll get rich!

shitty deal by NovaNardis April 28, 2010

shitty deal 

bad luck, when something sucks

Koby: "FUCK my lighter is out of fluid"
Seth: "Shitty Deal.."

shitty deal by shuey May 23, 2005

shitty deal 

when someones luck goes down the shitter you say: shitty deal

drew: man that guy just took my girl
me: shitty deal

shitty deal by frogsack July 11, 2012

shitty deal 

When one is having anal sex with another, pulls out and a load of shit comes out.

MatGrn: "That's the best dick i've ever taken, pull out"
JMOSS: ::pulls out:: "OMG DUDE! I thought you said you douche! What a shitty deal!"

shitty deal by poser mobile September 6, 2006

shitty deal 

a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.

my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.

shitty deal by mCcloud April 10, 2008