Shitty Pancras 

Matt's cat. She's small, she's white, she's retarded. Known for psychotic behavior, extreme idiocy, and clumsiness. Smells like poo. Often yellow when dirty. Avoid ass at all costs.

I had to lock Shitty Pancras out of the room because her yellow butt smelled.

Shitty Pancras by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004