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A dirty faggot, a Shitpig, a toilet. It only deserves rape, degridation, dehumanization. If you see it on the street yell, β€œHEY SHITPIG,” and it will come to you. It will drink your piss, eat your shit, and endure your verbal humiliation. You can show your friends what a dirty fag it really is.
by Shitpig4 October 30, 2018
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.
Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.
by Chuck September 19, 2003
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A shit pig is mostly dormant entity that quietly lurks during the week taking notes on its many misperceptions of how its host victim has been wronged. Shit pig will store this skewed data for long periods of time. Shit pig only appears when the blood alcohol content level hits 2.0% or higher. Once this manifestation occurs a shit pig can be expected to stay visible anywhere from 1-3 hours, spewing profanity laced diatribe about the many "injustices" it has dealt with in life. It also relishes doling out multiple insults to anyone will to cross its path. Many are tempted to combat a shit pig by simply talking to it with logic and reason, but this method has been proven to be highly ineffective. Through trial and error case studies, the best way to handle a shit pig is to just avoid a shit pig altogether. When avoidance is not possible experts suggest to not be combative towards a shit pig because it will only make things worse, causing the shit pig to double its efforts of making its victim(s) miserable. Shit pigs are gluttonous creatures and usually after consuming disgustingly amounts of alcohol, will just fall asleep. Shit pigs prefer to slumber in a comfortable bed but have been known to sleep in odd places such as stairwells, street curbs and sitting upright on toilets.
We were all out having a great time when, without warning, shit pig showed up and , as expected, ruined everyone's lives.
by Pig farmer December 25, 2016
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One who, after smelling anothers fart, even if disgusted, takes a second and often third smell of the foul odour.
**Sniff** "Fuck Andrew, you stunk the room up!" **Sniff** "EWWWW!"" **Sniff**

"Jas you are a shit pig!"
by Andi Millard April 26, 2008
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an idiot, a moron, someone you dont like very much.

a farm animal that is born with birth defects, from the pig family, known to be a stupid animal and very annoying.

that guy is a shitpig, fuck off shitpig,
my uncle has a retarded animal in that pigpen over there-he's my pet shitpig.
by Ronpaul October 07, 2006
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An extremely corrupt, tyrannical, or psychopathic police officer. An averagely corrupt cop is simply called a "pig", while an extremely corrupt one is called a "shitpig".
THOSE FUCKING SHITPIGS WERE KICKING AND TASING THAT GUY WHILE HE WAS ALREADY LAYING ON THE GROUND AND HANDCUFFED!!!!!
by Johnson420 October 06, 2016
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