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shitosaurus 

A huge crap after eating a large meal.
"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."

"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"
shitosaurus by Flapjack27 November 1, 2009

shitsaurus 

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.
Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
shitsaurus by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

shitesaurus 

A person who shits multiple times a day. May shit up to ten times!
James: How many times have you taken a shit today?

Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.

James: You are my little shitesaurus.
shitesaurus by whopperbar August 22, 2016

Shitasaurus Rex 

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.
You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.
Shitasaurus Rex by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

Shitosaurus 

A troll making themselves seem big and tough when it is obvious they are lying because they have no life.
Shitosaurus: dude i swear im the lead quarterback at my schools football team and we are so good but im the best player and everyone on the team likes me. like every girl at my school wants to go out with me too. i swear i on my life.

Person being Shitosaur'd: Oh god, not a shitosaurus! I hate these people...

shitasaurus 

Many years ago when our planet was young, there lived the mighty shitasauras. I plied the land with fear. I people and animals alike ran for cover. For they were all afraid of the mighty shitasaurus.
As it turns our you to can appreciate the shitasauti by simply squatting down and taking a raw dump into your hand. Hold it up to your nose. Take a deep wiff and shout "SHITASAURUS!!!!"
Apon leaving the female bathroom and young and buxom girl scantily dressed took a delicate wiff and shouted "SHIRASAURUS" as the old woman came out of the bathroom. Everyone within 120 feet of her passed out (including the lovely and buxom girl which we may or may not have taken advantage of);)
shitasaurus by Ro-bert2 January 25, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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