"Damn Steve....what the fuck is that brown mark on the back of your jeans?"
"Er.....I sat on a caramac mate"
"Like fuck you did....You've got shit marks again haven't you?"
"....yes..."
"Er.....I sat on a caramac mate"
"Like fuck you did....You've got shit marks again haven't you?"
"....yes..."
by Big Kev Dial December 31, 2014
by cantchooseaname October 26, 2020
"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.
by JustSomeBeans January 09, 2022