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when your banging your woman so hard that your dick slips out of her pussy and it pokes her in the ass and you both yell SHIT because it hurt her ass and bent your cock
shit poke by Thad December 23, 2002
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A shitepoke, (also sometimes called a shidepoke), is a Green-backed Heron. Other names include Little Heron and Striated Heron.
"The green-backed heron (Butorides striatus) is commonly known by it's Salish name, "shitepoke."
Look at that Shitpoke cruising in the sand dunes.
Shitpoke by Gay Corrector January 12, 2009

shitpoker 

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.
"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".
shitpoker by bad daddy April 13, 2005
A shitpoke is NOT a homosexual by definition, but of course CAN be one (as in Brokeback Mountain.) A shitpoke is a cross between a shit-kicker and a cowpoke, and a complete asshole.
Ha, Earl is one serious shitpoke. He wears that big belt buckle and brass spurs, but his boots are covered in six inches of dried, sick-smelling hog shit.
Shitpoke by Burning_Daylight April 15, 2011
Faggot, homosexual, butt pirate, queer, etc. a man who pokes another man's shit.

Great way to question someone's sexuality, with a little old west flair.

This is the correct definition for this term, the other one is a weak imitation.

I personally invented this word back in 2000
Jim McGreevy loves the hairy man ass. He's a real shitpoke.
Shitpoke by Jefferson Darcy October 8, 2004

shitoker 

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s
Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)
shitoker by ggggg June 12, 2003
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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