Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

shit drag off

where someone is shiting in the toilet and one or two other people grab there legs and drag them off the toileit. sometimes they also drag them along the bathroom floor which sometimes leaves a big shit smear on the floor.
Often done by bullies to nerds and noobs.

someone dis the shit drag off on John.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

drag that shit

the art of driving a bagged minitruck and laying it the fuck out at high speeds, causing a shower of sparks.

"Dude I heard you just finished your truck"
"Yeah I'm driving it tonight"
"Are you going to drag that shit?"
"SURE AM! LOL!"

by IAMGODDDD December 20, 2008

Shit dragon

Someone who's breath stinks like shit.

*fuck me, his breath stinks!*
*Yeh he is the biggest shit dragon around*

by Heybro... March 17, 2017

Shit dragon

When a person is such a raging fiery piece of shit that it's monstrous, as though squeezed straight out of the ass of a dragon from hell. An extremely vulgar, rude individual that probably spends most of their time sucking Satan's balls.

Some guy made me sit through three green lights because he was texting, then flipped me off when I wanted him to move his goddamn car. He was a total shit dragon

Person 1: I laughed so hard during the scene in Attack on Titan where Petra died and Levi was sad.

Person 2: Shut the hell up you fucking shit dragon!

by Illenitsabes November 9, 2015

Shit of the 9 Dragons

When you have to take a massive shit and you cannot hold it. Usually 9 long pieces of shit that sorta shaped like the dragons like in dragon ball z.

God Damn! I Gotta take the shit of the 9 dragons!!

by Gankfest January 21, 2009

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012