Shit Drag

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When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

Shit Drag by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

Words you can keep

shit drag off

where someone is shiting in the toilet and one or two other people grab there legs and drag them off the toileit. sometimes they also drag them along the bathroom floor which sometimes leaves a big shit smear on the floor.
Often done by bullies to nerds and noobs.

someone dis the shit drag off on John.

shit drag off by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

drag that shit

the art of driving a bagged minitruck and laying it the fuck out at high speeds, causing a shower of sparks.

"Dude I heard you just finished your truck"
"Yeah I'm driving it tonight"
"Are you going to drag that shit?"
"SURE AM! LOL!"

drag that shit by IAMGODDDD December 20, 2008

Shit dragon

Someone who's breath stinks like shit.

*fuck me, his breath stinks!*
*Yeh he is the biggest shit dragon around*

Shit dragon by Heybro... March 17, 2017

Shit dragon

When a person is such a raging fiery piece of shit that it's monstrous, as though squeezed straight out of the ass of a dragon from hell. An extremely vulgar, rude individual that probably spends most of their time sucking Satan's balls.

Some guy made me sit through three green lights because he was texting, then flipped me off when I wanted him to move his goddamn car. He was a total shit dragon

Person 1: I laughed so hard during the scene in Attack on Titan where Petra died and Levi was sad.

Person 2: Shut the hell up you fucking shit dragon!

Shit dragon by Illenitsabes November 9, 2015

Shit of the 9 Dragons

When you have to take a massive shit and you cannot hold it. Usually 9 long pieces of shit that sorta shaped like the dragons like in dragon ball z.

God Damn! I Gotta take the shit of the 9 dragons!!

Shit of the 9 Dragons by Gankfest January 21, 2009

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit by H Fowler July 29, 2012

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026