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Shit Booger 

When a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers anal region upon removal of their pleasure tool.
Right, Matt you need to have a word with your dad because I've picked up so many shit boogers off him my penis is starting to look like a choc-chip muffin.
Shit Booger by The boogerman July 28, 2011

shit booger

dried poopie crumbs from not wiping
BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER, I GOT SOME SHIT BOOGERS
shit booger by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

booger shit beef patty 

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...
AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !

Shit Boogers 

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!
I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!
Shit Boogers by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012

shit bogger

This type of person avoids confrontation to the point where they do not come out of their home for two weeks at a time. They are scared because they have insulted you and know it.
"that Matt, he is such a shit bogger! He slagged me off at Nicky's party in front of everyone and now no one has seen him for two weeks"

Shitboomer 

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.
(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.
Shitboomer by TTH2012 July 5, 2012
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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