Shit Booger 

When a man partakes in anal intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a "booger" of excrement on the end of his penis.

Hey Tom! I've still got a shit booger on the end of my cock from when I fucked your mum last night!

Shit Booger by Bathouse July 18, 2011

Shit Booger 

When a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers anal region upon removal of their pleasure tool.

Right, Matt you need to have a word with your dad because I've picked up so many shit boogers off him my penis is starting to look like a choc-chip muffin.

Shit Booger by The boogerman July 28, 2011

shit booger

dried poopie crumbs from not wiping

BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER, I GOT SOME SHIT BOOGERS

shit booger by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

booger shit beef patty 

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...

AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !

booger shit beef patty by fart shit June 28, 2009

Shit Boogers 

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!

I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!

Shit Boogers by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012

shit bogger

This type of person avoids confrontation to the point where they do not come out of their home for two weeks at a time. They are scared because they have insulted you and know it.

"that Matt, he is such a shit bogger! He slagged me off at Nicky's party in front of everyone and now no one has seen him for two weeks"

shit bogger by katotonic chicken May 10, 2016

Shitboomer 

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.

(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.

Shitboomer by TTH2012 July 5, 2012