Shirt monster 

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.

*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?

Shirt monster by barnhart08 November 10, 2011

Cookie Monster Shirt 

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.

Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!

Cookie Monster Shirt by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010

Shart Monster 

When someone farts and shit comes out, that is a shart. This is someone who repeatedly does this gross act. They are shart monsters.

Ewwww.....that was a wet one, you better wipe yourself you shart monster.

Shart Monster by squince5 April 4, 2009

The Watery Shit Monster 

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

The Watery Shit Monster by bals642 October 24, 2009

shit monster 

a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth

a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine

shit monster by asspro67 October 10, 2005

shart monster 

chase

you look like a shart monster

shart monster by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

shit-monster 

Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.

The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.

OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!

looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!

shit-monster by al copella November 14, 2011