shidn't

The act of farting, thinking you shit yourself, then realizing, to your relief, that you did not

Did you hear that one?! I had to check my underwear! Luckily, I shidn't.

by hb1020 September 23, 2021

The Shidn't Bicentennial

The 200th annual event of the sport where you keep your sphincter tight and your bowels full. A highly respected event attend by world leaders and celebrates every year. Only the best of the best are victorious. The question is- Can you hold it?

Are you coming to the Shidn't Bicentennial? the president is gonna be there!

by Bauer_K March 01, 2025