shfunkted

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When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunkted!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

shfunkted by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

Words you can keep

Shfucked

When you are so drunk you don't remember anything from the other night

"I was so SHFUCKED the other night i don't remember anything i did at all

Shfucked by Erik Mayn February 2, 2009

Related Words

shfunkted • shfunked • Shunked • shfinkter • Shrunked • shunted • Shfucked • Shlunked • Shlunked up • Shmunked

Shtunted

Being so irreversibly under the influence of alcohol that social ques and the surrounding environment no longer have any impact on a persons actions or decision making

Everyone got absolutely shtunted at Brads last night

Shtunted by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020

shfinkter

The outside of the asshole in which poop comes out

We all hav shfinkters

shfinkter by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008

shunted

To get fully ripped into by another fellow human being or an action. Either verbally or physically.

dude, Kyle's mum shunted him after she found out he did pingas

shunted by sagnip March 27, 2019

Shrunked

Stoned and drunk

He's shrunked! He's stoned and drunk.

Shrunked by DazudoPlayer July 19, 2012

shfinkter

the scrunchy part of ur ass

ive got a shfinkter

shfinkter by Jeffery aviles November 7, 2003

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026