Shatlass

going to the bathroom to take a shit yet your ass is too large to fit on the small school toilet so you unintentionally poop on the floor.
Also named after a chunky ugly hairy male/female lookin kid in NC

Bobby "Yo I just pulled a Shatless and it stinks in there, plus the fan isnt working"

Sue "Oh my Bobby. You pulled a Shatlass!? Not only are you butt-ass ugly, but your hygeine also smells. No pun intended!"

Shatlass by Stanhope April 6, 2007

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mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up

Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass

mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003

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Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.

Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!

Shatass by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019

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shatass

sharting when someones dick is in you ass.

guy 1: ay dude why you shatass last night?

guy 2: im sorry but it feels so good to shatass!

shatass by cookie dunker January 23, 2022

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Shatass disease

persistent shitting of your ass. usually diahrea and/or mud butt

Damn! I keep shitting my ass.
Looks like you have Shatass disease.

Shatass disease by stu lanely April 25, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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