Shaqsomnia

The condition Shaq, or anyoner athlete, suffers from after his or her Team suffers an embarrassing loss.

First entered the English lexicon when Shaq used it on his Twitter page.

After my basketball team lost 100-0 I suffered from some terrible Shaqsomnia.

by Ovechwin January 27, 2009

shitsomnia

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007