shamblefuck 

Term originates from Aston Gaels Tpur. Like a clusterfuck but just a million times worse. Where everything is a complete shambles but also proper fucked at the same time. e.g "This whole situation is fucking shambolic" could be described as being "Shamblefucked". Andrew Wing is credited as being the original "Shamblefucker"

Everything is fucked and it's a shambles, this is a proper Shamblefuck.

shamblefuck by ezeergood October 5, 2016

Stumblefuck 

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.

pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"

Stumblefuck by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009

stumblefucked

To be so bored at work that you load StumbleUpon, click on it incessantly all day long viewing random web pages until you run out of suggested StumbleUpon pages to display.

holy shit i've just been stumblefucked !!!!

stumblefucked by markbluestone December 9, 2008

stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass

"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"

stumblefucked by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

shamefuck 

The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.

The guy is a pig. He's stupid and repulsive. I can't keep my hands off him. I don't know why I want him. He is my shamefuck.

shamefuck by Fifi Forgetmenott April 24, 2009

stumblefuck 

The act of being so drunk you cant stand up or talk.

Look at that guy, he's all stumblefuck.

stumblefuck by menardo April 2, 2003

Shamefuck 

the one you sneak around to fuck, most likely somewhere that you are not known. you make a pact with her not to tell anyone because this is your Shamefuck

This girl was so {ugly] but had a banging body, so I had her to meet me in a [dark} alley and had my way with her, Sometimes ugly pussy is the best, because they will do most things that you want in bed This Shamefuck must be kept secret

Shamefuck by Fact One February 29, 2016