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(noun) Sh-ah-kank - a person with subnormal intelligence. Any person that is a mental deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way.

(verb) Shakankary - doing something extremely dumb, or extremely counterproductive and extremely self-defeating.
"I will pick you up from the airport at 1pm"
"ok Steve! Great, see you then"
1pm comes and goes
"Hey Steve, I thought you were going to pick me up at the airport at 1pm, it's now 3pm"
"oh yah, I backed out of my garage and ran over the dog and forgot to call you"
"you shakank!"
Shakank by Mocha Status August 30, 2010
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Shakana comes from the biblical word Shekinah meaning God's Glory. Shekinah Shakana is the English transliteration of a Hebrew noun meaning dwelling or settling, and denotes the dwelling or settling of the divine presence of God and his cosmic glory. A similar Arabic word, Sakina (السكينة), is used in the Qur'an where it has a somewhat similar meaning.
If Moses through the law, had the Shakana glory of intimacy with God, how much more should we under grace be experiencing the glory of intimacy with God in our lives.
Shakana by EmiK1 October 9, 2016
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shaankanwal 

Shaankanwal has a tiny micro penis and is a very stupid Punjabi male. Also is a failure in life and has failed multiple things in life.
Shaankanwal failed physics chem English and applied for a truck driving program. Shaankanwal has a unibrow
shaankanwal by Mukh man February 8, 2018
When preparing for a night out with comrades; Shabank, also known as 'Shabanko' may be used in a plethora of ways to take the place of any events that might occur that evening. For this purpose alone, Shabank may be grammatically altered to transform into a noun, verb, adjective, independent or dependent clause, adverb, preposition, gerund, or conjunction. Shabank shall be constricted by nothing. It is the alpha and the omega of wittiness and tom foolery. This word shall not be used hastily, and you can and will be physically and emotionally abused if you use it out of it's intended context.
"Hey Andrew, what are you doing tonight"?

-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."

"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."

So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?

"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."
Shabank by RFAH-2A July 13, 2011
Redneck term for extreme and sudden surprise.
This pheasant just flew out of the fucking bush like "Shakaki"!!!!

Tits just fell out of the shirt like fucken SHAKAKI!
Shakaki by Aaron McDiggity Dog February 27, 2008
It means extreme of something, usually something that you see and the usual words in English can't describe it. An experience that you can't express by conventional means.
"Man!, this car of your is ..... shekank". "Oh God!, I can't describe it, like it was a shekank thing". "Did you see that chick man!, her body was... shekanking"
Shekank by V_K_Industries February 21, 2010
A skank-shank

A homade dildo made and used in all-woman prisons/by homosexuals in all man-prisons
yo white girl you take my shkank?
shkank by bootycall er27 July 21, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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