Shadildo

A word that you can use in any context. You can:
-Yell it to break the tension in a courtroom.
-Yell it while greeting an old friend.
-Yell during sex to confuse your partner
- It's a good reply to "Fuck you!"
- Use it randomly.

Dave- John? Is that you?
John- Dave. Hey!!
Dave- Oh my god! Long time no see.
John- Yeah! Shadildo! How are the kids?
Dave- Oh yeah, little Jimmy made the soccer te-wait, what?

by Squillysk8 March 11, 2010

Shidildo

A massive shit that is later used as a didlo

Bella: I just shat the the biggest shidildo!

by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019

Shamdildo

its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)

Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"

by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009