ShadFap
Masturbating to somthing you are disgusted by, or ashamed of. This stems from the artist shadman, as he is known for drawing offensive porn.
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Sadfap
The act of simultaneously masturbating and crying your eyes out. This is usually due to depression and desire for sexual companionship. Although not necessary to fall under the category, some find it useful and economically efficient to use their tears has a substitute lubricant AKA slippery sauce.
Sadfap by ThePowerBauer April 22, 2014
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Shaddap
Pronounced with excessive exaggeration of the second "a", as in example 1. Shaddap is used to tell somebody to shut up without sounding overly serious. It can also be used pre-emptively, as in example 2. The crowning usage of shaddap however is as an unexpected end to a phrase, particularly when used to imply that somebody had said something extremely stupid.
1. "Shaddaaaaaaaaaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
Shaddap by Innominate February 1, 2008
shaddap you face
(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.
"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
shaddap you face by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004