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Ocean dwelling creature that performs sexual acts on human beings.
I was sexuanically assaulted by starfish last Wednesday in Newport.

I had a sexuanic experience with a Norwegian Narwahl. Thanks mister Norwahl!!
Sexuanic by Mgreat#1978 February 19, 2015
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Sexpanic 

a sexy and seductive Hispanic female
Isabel is sexpanic
Sexpanic by Tetris_raw April 14, 2009

sexualicious

Really, really, really sexy. In a tasty hot way.
Angelina Jolie is sexualicious.
sexualicious by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

Sexualicious Muffin 

a sexualicious muffin is a horny teenager who enjoys sexual conversations with other sexualicious muffins. they enjoy the sport of wank and dirty talk.
"You're such a sexualicious muffin"
Rory is a sexualicious muffin
Sexualicious Muffin by Ma'am Wank Alot September 15, 2009

Sexualicioustendency 

A habit as a guy of falling for your guy best friend and wanting to slap your cock and jizz all over them. You always walk up to random men in the streets and pull out your long schlong and hit them in the back. Then say to take it back to your places. It always ends in a docking position, with a Slovakian traffic cone as well. If your name is Alex, Nathan, Bradin, or Silas you specialize this skills in doing it multiple times a day.
Alex Cox has a sexualicioustendency about Nathan because it is short and sweet.

sexualicioustendency 

When you have the urge to slap your muddy penis across your crushes chest and them like it.
Trapper wanted to sexualicioustendency across Gavyn's chest.

Sextanic bible 

We should convert and worship the Sextanic Bible
Sextanic bible by Jhonathan February 4, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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