Sex Can 

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.

Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know

Sex Can by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019

sex in a can 

A term used when describing something extremely hot (i.e. a turn on).

Holy shit, that guy is sex in a can!

sex in a can by Dani September 2, 2004

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money by pussy bee October 25, 2019

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex 

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex by HockeyUSA27 July 30, 2008

Why Can’t Math Be Like Sex? 

If teachers and textbook authors would creatively present the oft-sterile math curriculum in a form that would get students excited about the beauty of the subject, by not adulterating but contextualizing the content—by letting learners see both the mathematical forest and the trees.

Mathematics is too important to be left in the hands of mostly uncreative authors or publishers; as a result, teachers and parents would need to sexify the most boring subject in school—they need to ask, “why can’t math be like sex?” to lure unmotivated or mathophobic students.

Why Can’t Math Be Like Sex? by MathPlus December 1, 2018

sex cane 

A cane you need to use to walk after a great night with Darius ("wrong hole")

Man by the time he was don't I needed my sex cane more than ever

sex cane by Vigilanti June 30, 2017

Sex Canyons

Two Dimples located directly above a females ass. Caused by lack of fat in the lower back. One of the sexiest portions of the female anatomy.

I don't know what to look at! Her ass or those Sex Canyons!

Sex Canyons by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009