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1.) One who proclaims themselves "powerful", without having any real power,
2.)One who brags about trivial accomplishments to better his or her own reputation, when the accomplishments are meager and simple.
3.)One who cannot spell, and pretends to be older than 12, and sell cars.
Sepyon is a douche bag.
Sepyon by Dirtface November 20, 2003
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Mm, Semyon. Insanely handsome, definitely hot and damn sweet! At the sight of him, ladies faint, and men try to get closer to him in order to capture at least a drop of his sex appeal! Those who are called Semyon will always be worthy of more than others! Be with them, and you will also be pursued by luck!
"What a big penis! Whose is it?
This is Semyon's penis, of course!"
Semyon by tubeldock November 30, 2021
Related Words
Sepyon seyon seyonna semyon septon Sexyong seyona seayona sepong Seponomics
Seyon is an Amazing, sexy, and God-like person with amazing basketball skills. He is kind, loving and spews with positive energy. You are lucky to have Seyon as a friend. He will most likely change your life.
Man, I ran into a Seyon and now my life will never be the same.
Seyon by Fatherbigdick December 19, 2018
your sepong is verry nice!
sepong by ayrackus October 4, 2006
Seyonna means singer, a beautiful girl with a amazing voice, she is very attractive and loyal, usually layed back, quiet and kind of shy.
Have you seen a Seyonna around?
Seyonna by chickendinner34567 November 14, 2018
Also Known as Fur(fag/sex) They/Them BLM ACAB Trans Queer Non Confirming Dump Trump Biden2020 TransRights LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist Submissive Femboy Furry Vegan Antifa Super Soldier Pansexual Transhumanist Feminist White Silence is Violence Anarcho-Communist Anti Racist Pigs Eat The Rich Fight the patriarchy Furry Lover/Fursuiter Ant-white America
Sexyong nigger
Person1: Hey that furfag is a total effeminate gayass
Person2: He wants to get dominated by Jerry and Psychopath :xdddd:

That faggot is a such a fucking furry
A beast in the sheets.
I was with a seyon last night
Seyon by MTG456 June 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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