Self Shoot

When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"

friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."

parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"

Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"

parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.

Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.

by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011

Selfshot

1) Those myspacers who take pictures of themselves in vague hope they will look half decent with the right amount of light and correct angle. Sometimes taken at the correct angle to expose (often non existant) cleavage. Often associated with Photoshop, especially the 'Blur' and 'Clone' tools.

2) The art of spraying manpaste over yourself during masturbation. You can award yourself points on these guidelines:
0 points for - Miss / Dribble
5 points - Nipple Shot
10 points for - Neck / Belly button shot
50 points for - Eyes
100 points for - Mouth
- The competition is best when in large drunk groups.

1) "Xx- Please rate my new selfshot Myspace pics -xX"
2) "FUCK MAN! 100 points for that shot, went straight in!"

by Audiophile August 8, 2006