Secret Stache 

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

Secret Stache by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009

Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.

You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.

Secret Satchel by J - donealottadro July 24, 2007