A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!
Bartender, give me a Seal Clubber
by ekobelski May 9, 2014
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One of six character classes from the online role playing game Kingdom of Loathing. Seal Clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.
Player one: I am a seal clubber since my second ascension.

Player two: Really? were you an accordion theif before that?
by Vito60 August 6, 2006
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Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich
"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"
by hairyotterboy December 27, 2006
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Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing
Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "
by Avalon_the_Infected March 31, 2005
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An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.
"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"
by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015
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One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Any person in a MMO style game who lowers their power score while still maintaining superior weapons in order to match with players who have lower weapon quality and experience thus giving them an incredible advantage.
That team has always been know as a bunch of seal clubbers.

@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.
by Estu the pirate August 2, 2023
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