Scootiking 

Scootiking is when you put the handle of the scooter all the way down, sit on the scooter, and ride it down a slanted surface. You have to make it over a certain course of bumps and raises. On the beginning turf you can go whichever starting direction you want: curvy, zig zag, etc. There is no time limit, but you have to finish the course without yourself touching the ground and get to the finish in one fell swoop. If you fail, you get 2 more attempts to try the course again. Courses are usually very short. No motorized scooters are allowed. LET'S MAKE THIS A SPORT!!! PLEASE!!! I created it when I was 10!

Wow!! I get to go to the scootiking competition tomorrow!

Scootiking by skulls_n_roses February 23, 2021

Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

frisbee-scooting 

A person's or group's attempt to move closer to your group because a certain level of attraction is there.(In most cases it happens on a beach)

When a group of guys toss their frisbee in the direction of a group of hot girls on purpose to get their attention.

A group of my girls were at the beach and some guys were frisbee-scooting their way over to talk to us!

frisbee-scooting by Danielle Gladstone April 30, 2007

sootikin 

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

Sis....is that your clit or are you sporting a sootikin???

sootikin by dsa1 June 24, 2005

Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

Scooting by Godzx September 6, 2013

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

SCOOTING by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

Anal Scootering 

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.

Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.

Anal Scootering by UMARZ May 27, 2010