A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).
<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.
BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.
BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017
Intuitive scientists are people who understand the principles of relativity and quantum physics without studying science. Some call these people psychics, mediums, sensitives or seers. These people are often ahead of unseen and unproven scientific discoveries due to being directly connected to “source”.
by mysticmoyo February 9, 2022
To describe a VERY VERY stupid person trying to do "smart moves" in a dangerous or non-dangerous situation or to describe a blonde hair person's personality.
These New Yorkers today are real rock scientists when it comes to driving on the road let me tell ya' .
by MMA O2 October 20, 2010
That 155 lb weakling that continues to believe his bulletproof workout program yields results, despite looking like an emaciated Holocaust survivor. He may dole out incredibly inaccurate advice, despite never having squatted in his life because he does leg extensions instead. Upon noticing anybody with a better physique or strength than he, he concludes that a lexicon of illicit substances - normally enough to put an entire small Nigerian village in a coma - had to have been implemented. He most likely attends Planet Fitness because other gyms aren't his "style." He believes deadlifts are some type of funeral procession, and that his diet of burgers and fries are sure carrying him well. Avid gym users want to break his limbs and entrap him in a 6" x 6" crate filled with whale feces and vomit for the duration of his miserable life.
Real gym user: What are you doing today?
Bro scientist: Prolly gonna hit Planet Fitness brahhhh
Real gym user: Why the f$&k would you go to that rat's ass excuse for a gym?
Bro scientist: Sorry, I was busy doing crunches, gonna get that 6 pack doood
Real gym user: But you can't get 6 packs by just -
Bro scientist: God I love not eating right or lifting right and giving unwarranted advice
Real gym user: die
Bro scientist: Prolly gonna hit Planet Fitness brahhhh
Real gym user: Why the f$&k would you go to that rat's ass excuse for a gym?
Bro scientist: Sorry, I was busy doing crunches, gonna get that 6 pack doood
Real gym user: But you can't get 6 packs by just -
Bro scientist: God I love not eating right or lifting right and giving unwarranted advice
Real gym user: die
by raptorius June 30, 2014
A person who decides to make a simple and easy to fix problem, into a way more complex, intricate and difficult way. Usually done by people who want to seem smart but are really just being a dumbass
i'm just tryna make a Pb& j and you being a rocket scientist about it saying " spread sides evenly and hold together for 2-7 seconds , then cut evenly into triangul-" just shut up.
by S.bartholomew February 13, 2016
A sexual position or maneuver in which a male inserts a glass or Pyrex-based test tube into the anus of his partner and then proceeds to masturbate into the test tube, filling it with semen. He then executes a well placed donkey punch, causing the partner's sphincter to contract, effectively breaking the test tube, thus bursting into an explosion of blood, shit, semen, and glass shards.
by TheFaze May 8, 2007
A title given to player by the SUPER DEEP VOICE guy in Unreal Tournament 3 when you kill 15 players or CPUs.
by filipako February 22, 2010