Rhymes with spermin'. Also the last name of the worlds greatest football player known to man. Stands about 5 ft flat. A member of the lollipop guild. Gets every girl you have ever attempted to talk to. Breathes in oxygen yet exhales pure sex.
woman: "did you see that?!"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"
by the big mamba June 5, 2011