Schrodinger's Dumbass 

Someone who is simultaneously extremely intelligent half the time but a complete dumbass the other half of the time, making it impossible to tell if they're a fucking idiot or a human supercomputer.

Person: Jesus how did Gordona piss off those nerds? I thought he was one of them!

Person 2: He's Schrodinger's dumbass dude.

Schrodinger's Dumbass by gordona22 June 4, 2021

Schrodinger's dumbass 

Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass

Schrodinger's dumbass by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022

schrodinger’s dumbass 

One who makes dumbass statements, particularly about fictional characters, and will decide to judge others either depending on their age or appearance.
*With one group* "You can't make porn of Kanna! I don't care if she's 4000 years old! She looks too much like a child!"
*With another group* "You can't make porn of Raphtalia! I don't care if she looks like an adult! She's still 10!"

"Stop being a schrodinger’s dumbass"

schrodinger’s dumbass by Johngamer221 July 17, 2020

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass

Someone who calls another person a larper while completely misusing the term.

Person 1: I really like Minecraft.
Person 2: Larp Larp Larp Sahurrr
Person 1: What?
Person 2: LARPER!
Person 1: I just said that I like Minecraft??
Person 2: Laarrrpppeeeerrr
Person 1: Wow, you really are a Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass.

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass by Anonymously161 March 29, 2026

schrodinger dumbass 

A Twitter user incapable of understanding what being satire is, and when they get called out they say some stupid shit like “well, it was hard to tell if they were joking or not, and that’s what’s scary about today’s society...”

a: hey guys! i just burned down a nursery home!
b: hey, that’s not nice...
a: i was joking lol
b: OMG!!!! schrodinger douchebag!!!!!
a: shut the fuck up you schrodinger dumbass cunt

schrodinger dumbass by version2nd August 24, 2022

Schrodingers dumbass 

Someone who says something really stupid and decides if he was joking or not based on the reactions around them.

"Ugh, He is such a schrodingers dumbass"

Schrodingers dumbass by RhythmDude March 12, 2024