Schrödinger's Homosexual 

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

Schrödinger's Homosexual by ff69 April 27, 2024

Schrödinger’s Homosexual 

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

Schrödinger’s Homosexual by The haydero May 19, 2023