Schrödinger's Girlfriend

The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone

Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you

by FURYqwerty January 14, 2021

Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.

She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.

by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023