schlawg

1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex

Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?

by Cornelius22 October 12, 2008

schlawg

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

by BennyBowler November 10, 2008