A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.
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by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014
A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.
They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.
CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.
Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE
Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?
FERP!
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.
They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.
CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.
Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE
Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?
FERP!
by ferpsunited July 3, 2012
A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.
by your mega homo April 5, 2019
Nathan loves Julie And was sad when she rejected him but he is also kinda cute but mainly ugly that’s why no one dates him! Now he likes Makenzie anaya
by Gabe’s girl September 3, 2019
Peyton Schaefer is a good man.
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