Scatpidge

A substance that forms in the gooch while masturbating and pooling together a combination and balanced portion of unwapped feceas and sweat (swass), pubic hair, cum, friction made scabs and other substances from a general lack of hygiene, that consist of a yogurt or porridge texture, and will continue to be caked onto or in a man or woman gooch, ball sack or vaginal folds until washed, squashed, falls off or is used...

-My friend tried to buttercuped me so I scatpidge him and now we both have pink eye, but at least I can still see.

-I was scatpidging one night and working on it's girth until my mom came in and saw my load, now I live alone in a clay igloo south of Cuba made from all my hard work.

-Last Thursday I got caught for trespassing and tried to run away but my pants got caught on the fence and tore out my scatpidge load, needless to say I got away...

-It was that time of again and was trying to find my maxies but I then realised I do need them, I still have on my scatpidge so I'm set

-I looked at my girlfriend and said it's scatppening, she looked at me confused, then I reached for my scatpidge load and proceeded to use it as lubricant, she then throw up on it, which only helped to futher the scatppening. While she was bent over coughing I was just about to take my gentle mans position when it scatpened, she fell face first while coughing over my impressive scatpidge load, so I grabbed her head and forced...

Scatpidge by Suds scrub June 22, 2018

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Scatcident

When you have to poop so bad but have nowhere to go so you poop in your pants.

Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart

(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident

Peter had to poop so bad, but was stuck in traffic and had nowhere to go so he had a scatcident.

Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.

Scatcident by Bella James March 29, 2010

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Scatpidge • Scatbidèt • Scatcident • scatpig

scatpig

a guy into extreme sexual practices involving shit

scatpig by Anonymous March 22, 2003

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Scatbidèt

Flushing while sitting on the shitter.

Just had a scatbidèt. Fresh arse, washed with the finest Werribee water.

Scatbidèt by John_Feedback February 14, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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