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Being a sawamura means that you crave a flat ass rather than a big ass. Whenever you see someone with a flat ass you immediately tease them or bully them.

Another sign of being a sawamura is also having wet dreams about a flat ass grinding over you.
Dang Conner, you’re like a sawamura”
Sawamura by Sawamura August 18, 2020
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karasuno’s wonderful team captain with a beautiful face and even more beautiful thighs

he is either in love with his vice captain (the mother crow, sugawara) or nekoma’s captain (rooster head, kuroo), depending on who you ask
wow, sawamura daichi is something else
sawamura daichi by pufalup June 8, 2020

sawamura eijun

SUNSHINE ETERNAL SUNSHINE. HE IS THE ACTUAL SUN Y'ALL THAT SUN UP THERE IN THE SKY IS FAKE TRUST ME. Sawamura Eijun, west tokyo prefecture greatest southpaw and greatest SPOILER ace of Seido Highschool.

he's so damn loud, kuramochi's fav place to smack esp eijun's butt. but no need to worry they're best brothers, mochi-senpai is just a tsundere ❤️ ANW LET'S GO BACK TO EIJUN BEFORE I WROTE AN ESSAY, you'll definitely fall for him from the very first episode of Diamond No Ace (please watch this gold anime). for short, he's everyone baby, everyone precious main character & pitcher. Sawamura Eijun is a really reallyyyy great character.

He has this special relationship with Miyuki Kazuya, basically Miyuki is the main reason why Eijun decided to give seido a shot. Eijun wants Miyuki to acknowledge him (when miyuki already did that from the very first place hahah). Eijun also has special relationship with Furuya Satoru, as his "rival" but yea they're just basically babies and bestest friend (along with Kominato Haruichi).
"OSH! OSH! OSH! OSH!"
"KOSHI! KOSHI!"
- sawamura eijun firing his teammates

"BOSS?!?!?!!"
"TOUJOU THANKYOU, THANKYOU TOUJOU"
"OHOOO KANE!!"
"HARUCCHI!!!!"
"OOKAMI KOUZO"
"DAIJOBU YUI-SHOUNEN"
- sawamura eijun with his friends

"ORENI MAKASERO"
"BACK MINNA-SAN, YOROSHIKU ONEAGISHIMASU!!!"
- sawamura eijun as pitcher

"MIYUKI KAZUYAAAA"
- sawamura eijun calling his soulmate
sawamura eijun by httpkhun April 30, 2021

sawamura.eijuns.wife 

sawamura.eijuns.wife is the best person in the entire world
"sawamura.eijuns.wife is so funny."

daichi sawamura 

Daichi Sawamura (also known as Dadchi) was a volleyball player from Karasuno High School. Sadly he passed away and it was no other’s fault than Ryūnosuke Tanaka, his teammate.
Omg! look it’s Daichi Sawamura!
Daichi Sawamura is so hot!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026