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n. The name given to anyone by the name of Patrick after he has become intoxicated if, and only if, his intoxication causes him to become overly eccentric, overly confident, sanguine, vociferous, irritable, and, most importantly, sassy. In other words, when the Patrick in question is drunk he becomes a completely different person and, therefore, deserves a name that better suits him for the occasion.
Dude, Patrick found the bar. It's only a matter of time before Sasstrick shows up.
Sasstrick by ldon May 18, 2009
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asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008

saustrich 

A sausage comprised of a whole ground up ostrich. Usually encased in its own intestines.
mmmmm that was good saustrich
saustrich by Odizzido December 3, 2003
The hottest couple to ever walk the earth. They can't be seperated no matter what. Sara and Patrick forever. Fuck harder then anyone.
Satrick fucked so hard last night, they broke their house.
satrick by RabidYeti October 28, 2014

Asstrickle

when your peeing and a little pee runs down your butt crack.
I had an asstrickle this morning.
Asstrickle by IsabelBALLLALAL January 21, 2009

Spastrick 

A bigheaded creature that tries to attract attention to himself by utilising non-funny jokes and stupid comments. The creature is very arrogant by nature and has a loud and feminin warcry.
Look at this screaming Bastard. Yeah he's a fucking Spastrick
Spastrick by Aguywhosatree December 6, 2017

asstrickciation

When you manage to weasel your way between the butt cheeks, promising not to. Promising only cuddles but end up balls deep between the butt cheeks after 1 thing leads to another
Asstrickciation is becoming an increasingly more common thing to do on weekends
asstrickciation by Roddhott February 7, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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