Sasstrick

n. The name given to anyone by the name of Patrick after he has become intoxicated if, and only if, his intoxication causes him to become overly eccentric, overly confident, sanguine, vociferous, irritable, and, most importantly, sassy. In other words, when the Patrick in question is drunk he becomes a completely different person and, therefore, deserves a name that better suits him for the occasion.

Dude, Patrick found the bar. It's only a matter of time before Sasstrick shows up.

by ldon May 18, 2009

asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

by asstrickster December 9, 2008

saustrich

A sausage comprised of a whole ground up ostrich. Usually encased in its own intestines.

mmmmm that was good saustrich

by Odizzido December 3, 2003

satrick

The hottest couple to ever walk the earth. They can't be seperated no matter what. Sara and Patrick forever. Fuck harder then anyone.

Satrick fucked so hard last night, they broke their house.

by RabidYeti October 28, 2014

Asstrickle

when your peeing and a little pee runs down your butt crack.

I had an asstrickle this morning.

by IsabelBALLLALAL January 21, 2009

Spastrick

A bigheaded creature that tries to attract attention to himself by utilising non-funny jokes and stupid comments. The creature is very arrogant by nature and has a loud and feminin warcry.

Look at this screaming Bastard. Yeah he's a fucking Spastrick

by Aguywhosatree December 6, 2017

asstrickciation

When you manage to weasel your way between the butt cheeks, promising not to. Promising only cuddles but end up balls deep between the butt cheeks after 1 thing leads to another

Asstrickciation is becoming an increasingly more common thing to do on weekends

by Roddhott February 7, 2023