Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

by Zach Wagner March 2, 2009

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016