Saragnosis

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Dying from lack of attention, lack of communication I call this concussion. This is not fake ! If you have this you are always right because you know. You love watching movies that's what I know. The list goes on you have this if you just claim to have if because you do what you want and diagnose yourself.
Symptoms: frustration because know one listens, headache, always tired and hungry, etc...

Saragnosis: Not sure but I'm sure you have it if you're sure.

Saragnosis by Alwaysthetruthokay May 19, 2018

Words you can keep

sprognosis

the prediction of how ones life will be after one pops a sprog

preggo person: "What's the sprognosis, doctor?"

doctor: "There is a 100% risk you will hate your life 10 times more than you already do once you pop that sprog"

sprognosis by lland July 20, 2010

Related Words

Saragnosis • paragnosis • Saratosis • sprognosis • Dimitrios Saragiotis • Saul Saragossi • sara grossman

Saratosis

When you repeat a meaningless word over and over again and it finally starts making sense.

David was using the saratosis technique a lot yesterday in the debate.

Saratosis by goofythesaratosian June 17, 2021

Saul Saragossi

Saul Saragossi is a cool guy but fails being a jew. Will only attend synagog Once every month . And he still owes me a bagel . But he is a all rounder nice guy . By not attending synagog he has been cursed By Legit Rabbi With an NPC called jamie to follow him on all his travels .

Jayden : You know saul saragossi

Fletcher : Yeah he is awesome yay

Saul Saragossi by Total taco man October 7, 2011

paragnosis

suspicion and mistrust of people or their actions that is well grounded in reality; a condition that resembles paranoia or a similar delusional state.

Jim's paragnosis was disadvantageous in the short term, since everyone thought he was paranoid, but it proved his salvation in the end.

paragnosis by Vokation June 16, 2009

Dimitrios Saragiotis

This is a name usually used to describe autistic greek boys. This name is very rare to find and if you know someone called Dimitrios Saragiotis you are very unlucky and I recommend you to run away from him as soon as you can.

Yo whats ur name? Dimitrios Saragiotis! OMG Fuck off you greek autist

Dimitrios Saragiotis by Niggee November 15, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026