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Saragnosis

Dying from lack of attention, lack of communication I call this concussion. This is not fake ! If you have this you are always right because you know. You love watching movies that's what I know. The list goes on you have this if you just claim to have if because you do what you want and diagnose yourself.
Symptoms: frustration because know one listens, headache, always tired and hungry, etc...
Saragnosis: Not sure but I'm sure you have it if you're sure.
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sprognosis 

the prediction of how ones life will be after one pops a sprog
preggo person: "What's the sprognosis, doctor?"

doctor: "There is a 100% risk you will hate your life 10 times more than you already do once you pop that sprog"
sprognosis by lland July 20, 2010

Saratosis 

When you repeat a meaningless word over and over again and it finally starts making sense.
David was using the saratosis technique a lot yesterday in the debate.

Saul Saragossi 

Saul Saragossi is a cool guy but fails being a jew. Will only attend synagog Once every month . And he still owes me a bagel . But he is a all rounder nice guy . By not attending synagog he has been cursed By Legit Rabbi With an NPC called jamie to follow him on all his travels .
Jayden : You know saul saragossi

Fletcher : Yeah he is awesome yay
Saul Saragossi by Total taco man October 7, 2011

paragnosis 

suspicion and mistrust of people or their actions that is well grounded in reality; a condition that resembles paranoia or a similar delusional state.
Jim's paragnosis was disadvantageous in the short term, since everyone thought he was paranoid, but it proved his salvation in the end.
paragnosis by Vokation June 16, 2009

Dimitrios Saragiotis 

This is a name usually used to describe autistic greek boys. This name is very rare to find and if you know someone called Dimitrios Saragiotis you are very unlucky and I recommend you to run away from him as soon as you can.
Yo whats ur name? Dimitrios Saragiotis! OMG Fuck off you greek autist
Dimitrios Saragiotis by Niggee November 15, 2021