Sandy Crotch

When you get sand in your in your vajay-jay

Yo fist pump to the Jersey Shore, only to get a Sandy Crotch.

by fistpumper29 August 6, 2011

Sandy Crotch Dog

When guys go swimming at the beach and their swimsuit gets full of sand.

That last wave spun me around like a washing machine! Now I have a frickin’ Sandy Crotch Dog! I need to go take a shower.

by Boydsta00798033 October 10, 2021