Sandy Crotch 

When you get sand in your in your vajay-jay

Yo fist pump to the Jersey Shore, only to get a Sandy Crotch.

Sandy Crotch by fistpumper29 August 6, 2011

Sandy Crotch Dog 

When guys go swimming at the beach and their swimsuit gets full of sand.

That last wave spun me around like a washing machine! Now I have a frickin’ Sandy Crotch Dog! I need to go take a shower.

Sandy Crotch Dog by Boydsta00798033 October 10, 2021

Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.

Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!

Sand Crotch by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011