salisman 

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.

Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"

salisman by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

salesteen 

Unknowledgeable/uuninformed teenage sales person. Commonly found at electronics big-box retailers.

The salesteen could not tell me if the IPod was Apple-compatible.

salesteen by Mac Armstrong March 9, 2005

salustiano

The favourite person in the group, always up for a good time and will never say no to a drink

Aw come on man just have a couple brews, be a Salustiano

salustiano by Dodgy Dan The Man November 11, 2021

saristen

Usually blond with blue eyes. Very athletic, kind, courageous, brave, caring, hot, smart, pretty, funny, awesome, and cool. Beautiful inside and outside. Has an amazing personality. Funny, loving, and caring towards her friends, will stand up for her friends. Hottest person in the world but she won't admit it. Best friend, girlfriend, or friend you could have. Her smile always makes her look happy even if she is sad. If you ever meet a saristen never, never let her leave you. Saristens are the coolest person you will ever meet. They also love sports, to play them and to watch them. They are really smart and cute. They are complete country girls, they aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. There eyes sparkle like stars, their smile feels like a million suns, their face is the cutest thing in the world. You wish that when you hug them it would last forever. They would never in a million years back stab and when they say i love you they mean it with all their heart. So their the best girlfriend any guy could have.

awesome, baller, hot,saristen, funny, loving, caring, pretty, cute, smart, athletic, beast mode, loyal

saristen by awesomeballer101 October 29, 2014

Sabistian

Very Big dick and huge tittes
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sabistian is a thicck boi

Sabistian by Candy is in the van if youwant February 14, 2022