by avethegoat June 26, 2022
A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
by Dynamite Thundersteel March 1, 2023
by Coralface June 10, 2023
by Soccergal2470 July 8, 2015
When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
by EXC DOGIICHEESE March 16, 2016
Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.
by batht March 26, 2018