A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.
"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"
by ihaveapetrooster September 4, 2019
sal is a person that generally seems inviting. sal coaxes you in and makes you happy and breaks your heart. sal says he loves you, but she doesn’t. sal is a traitor. but you still love sal despite everything they did
by kazzywazzywoo November 22, 2021
Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!
Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!
Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?
by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate January 31, 2016
A person who is well known for his lack of image editing software, so he's forced to use other methods instead.
Sal doesn't have image editing software so he makes memes using Urban dictionary definitions making him tonight's biggest loser
by El tipo guapo May 17, 2020
When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.
Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!
Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
by gigantichugealphatitanschlong June 1, 2022
by Wrench2020 May 4, 2020