Saftey Scissors 

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

Saftey Scissors by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016

Safety Scissors 

When two fat/obese lesbians go at it.

"I heard Jill did the Safety Scissors with Amy the other day."

"Are you talking about the Amy that eats at Wendy's everyday?"

"Yeah, her."

"That's disgusting..."

Safety Scissors by hornyhamsters September 5, 2009

safety scissors 

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

safety scissors by Ceritus July 14, 2006

Saftey scissored 

Lesbian equivalent to being cock blocked

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"

Saftey scissored by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022

Safety Scissors 

When two girls scissor with their clothes on.

Sara told Jenny she had contracted an STD, so Jenny suggested they use safety scissors from now on.

Safety Scissors by jonny mac and jizz April 28, 2009

safety scissors 

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

safety scissors by Kazyan July 13, 2006

Safety scissors 

Lesbians who use protective gear.

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !

Safety scissors by stonebullets February 4, 2022