SWUF

An acronym for 'sleep where you (u) fall'. Used at parties or any social gatherings, and means that you go to sleep wherever, there is no specific sleeping area, sleep where you stop.

Tom: Hey, you know when we go to Harry's tonight?
Josh: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Shall I take me sleeping stuff?
Josh: Nah I think people will be to off their face to care, we'll SWUF it.

by joshybear October 14, 2010

SWUF

Single Women's United Front

The cult into which you are initiated the moment you find yourself flying solo. A tight-knit coven of similarly carefree young women who understand the decreasing number of their members the nearer they get to 30. A Frightfully loyal and strong friendship group who will always be doing fun things on Sundays.

(As a former member, you will be politely invited to these events, but they won’t bat an eyelid should you decline the invitation. After all, you’re probably being forced to watch a recorded episode of Top Gear while they’re dancing on tables at Lovebrunch.)

I love my boyfriend but I keep getting WhatsApps from the SWUF who are in Ibiza getting mashed and licking vodka off 8-packs.

I want to go the the Wildlife Photography Late Night at the Natural History Museum with the SWUF and meet weird hipster arty dudes and maybe have sex with them too.

by schmuffin October 1, 2014

swuf

To overcomplicate a task just for the sake of overcomplication

I swuffed the last programming task, because it is shiny and cool, but does not do anything

by Swuffer October 12, 2023

swuft

To have swiffered a floor.

This floor is swuft as fuck.

by The Grand Nagus July 23, 2014

swufty

Of albany desent:

A trailer mechanic, farmer, and Georgia Tech fan.

" man that an an ugly Georgia tech shirt but Swufty would wear it"

by Nate doggy88 November 11, 2019

Swuff

A mixture of sweaty and huff.

I ran a mile around the track in the park and all I achieved was getting a swuff!

by Alvino August 17, 2007

Swuft

A word I made up a few years ago, has no meaning but it's slowly becoming more and more popular as people give it their own meaning, some think it has something to do with Taylor Swift, some Get Schwifty, some Suzuki Swift, really it has no meaning at all

Hey dude I'm putting in all these usernames but they're all taken!
Why don't you just make up a new word dude?
... Like what?
Swuft? Or some dumb shit like that

by ᔕ ᗯ ᑌ ᖴ T Y ✮ September 27, 2018