SWOFL 

originated from the msn abbreviation - ROFL (rolling on floor laughing)
a drunk girl at a party decided to literally roll on the floor laughing however there wasnt enough room to roll so she swayed.

then some other person shouted "your swaying, its a SWOFL!!!"

and so.. swofl was born.
stands for - swaying on the floor laughing

"dude that joke was so funny, i swofled!!"

SWOFL by Ozzswofl October 12, 2009

Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Swolito 

A sculpted, muscular young man of Hispanic origin who engages in bodybuilding exercises 100℅ focused on aesthetics, often at night. Often appears well-coiffed at the gym with tight-fitting athletic clothes and checks himself out in the mirror frequently. Especially common in the Greater Miami area.

Look at that swolito! He just did ten sets of curls .

Swolito by Hellas82 December 28, 2016

Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.

Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!

Swole Body by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018

Swollbraham Lincoln 

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus

"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"

Swollbraham Lincoln by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013

Swoletariat

Absolutely built and cut super Chad gymbro who has a big heart and fights for the working class. The swoletariat is also Antifa and actively fights against homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, colorism, ableism, etc.

Gavin: You’re so built, do you lift bro ?
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*

Swoletariat by Based_leftist_bro April 22, 2021

head swole 

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

head swole by Bald Boy May 16, 2022