An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.
by steelheader April 08, 2008
by the voice of the common cock September 27, 2010
by STURGERON May 24, 2023
Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. diamondsides = nickname. "Whites" get bigger than "greens", but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.
My friends wife hooked a sturgeon but had never seen one. She pulled it up to the boat, took one look at it, screamed, threw the pole in the water, and jumped to the other side of the boat almost in tears. She did set the hook though.
by millwoody4x4 August 27, 2005
by The Fresh Princess November 14, 2009
A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.
by Jack McMack April 20, 2011
A wildly errant throw that typically results in an object or body part being broken. Often times the thrower will foreshadow the errant throw by bellowing out a curse word or phrase.
Mac had to be rushed to the hospital after he took a sturgeon of his chin. or The window was broken after he sturgeoned the toss.
by Matsui January 12, 2006