stephen stills

ma lord whata fucking hot ass talented capricorn cowboy bitchass man from texas. (an absolutely brilliant soul)

positives about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-sexy as fuck
-talented as fuck
-has bitches
-MAD CAKE WOWIE SPARE SOME ASS FOR THE REST OF US
-cute teethies
-sexy as fuck (again)

cons about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-short as fuck
-bald ass bitch
-mans got a temper
-sexy as fuck (it's so distracting like mate im just trynna focus on life but ur hot ass is complicating things)
-gae as hell (this one's a joke)

dis man is so hot tbh u pray to not fall in love with him and then BAM u love a man </3

EXAMPLE 1:

person one: oomf likes stephen stills
person two: omg wait which oomf .. i gotta pray for them
person one: u know the one </3 poor soul </3

EXAMPLE 2:

person one: stephen stills is SO HOT
person two: sum 1 call the doctor dis bitch is crazy
person one: no fr he's so pretty :((

by cowboyfucker420 November 10, 2020