SSSM

An acronym for:

Shit. Shower. Shave. Masturbate.

Used when you really don't want to say point blank what you're about to go and do.

Milloy: "I'm gonna go afk for a bit guys. Gonna go SSSM."
Chris: "SSSM?"
Milloy: "Shit, shower, shave, and masturbate."
Chris: "Oh.. ew. Now I know why you used an acronym."

by Xyphire March 25, 2010